“Let’s talk about what we’re grateful for this season, Sam”

“Let’s talk about what we’re grateful for this season, Sam”

Balls in yer mouth.

I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my…uh, boys

I just want four walls and adobe slabs for my…uh, boys

Trevor to the left

Adam to the right

Kelly: "What do you do for a living?"
Boy: "Complain mostly"
Kelly: "Oh, so you're a writer..."

Tags: writers peets coffee assholes

Not the first thing I want to see when I tumble out of a cab at 9am

Not the first thing I want to see when I tumble out of a cab at 9am

I am going to a "1994" costume themed VICE party on Friday.... there is no way I am cool enough to pull this off.

dagnytaggart:

I need ideas, got any?

“Costume themed VICE party” is an oxymoron.

Reblogged from The Devil is in the Details

“

You’re more interesting online.

— Geek Burn #13

Tags: Geek Burn Internet Insults

I wish I had a ctrl-z for my life

dammitjean:

(via molmeister)

Wish I had a ctrl-x.

Reblogged from You're A Witch.

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